When Keepin' It "Real" Goes Wrong* (pt. 2 of 3)

*with all praise and respect due to Dave Chappelle for the title.

Continuing with Monday night's The Daily Show highlights, we here at Hey Nunz offer you a simple test to gauge the amount of America you knowingly or unknowingly, each and every day, carry around with you in your heart, soul, and, let's be honest, your junk. Because, THIS IS IMPORTANT, people. Don't you know a secret-Muslim terrorist-hanger-arounder is running for President?